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Jess! Maddy and I are ready
to put the star on the tree!

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Are you ready?

3
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Trevor,

4
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I hope you haven't dressed Maddy
in that ridiculous costume you bought.

5
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<i>-♪ Take a look in the five and ten ♪</i>
<i>-♪ It's glistening once again… ♪</i>

6
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-Oh!
-Are you ready, Maddy? Put the star…

7
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Go on.

8
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…on the tree.

9
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-Yeah!
-Yay! Hay-hay-hay!

10
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Okay, Maddy.

11
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Can you reach?

12
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Oh. Here, let me do it.

13
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<i>♪ The holly that will be… ♪</i>

14
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-Trevor! Trevor!
-I think I've broken something.

15
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Maddy, come on. Come on.

16
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You always put the star on the tree.

17
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Mom, no.

18
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<i>♪ And the thing that will make them ring</i>
<i>Is the carol… ♪</i>

19
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-Right.
-Okay.

20
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Happy Christmas, Dad.

21
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<i>It's time to get</i>
<i>your long johns on, Hertfordshire,</i>

22
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<i>because it is cold out there,</i>

23
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<i>and forecasters now predicting</i>
<i>a very white Christmas.</i>

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Oh, goodness.

25
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<i>♪ Children playing ♪</i>

26
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<i>♪ Having fun… ♪</i>

27
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{\an8}Oh, no.

28
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{\an8}Ah!

29
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{\an8}The 21st.

30
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{\an8}Ah!

31
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Ah.

32
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Ah.

33
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Mmm.

34
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Mmm!

35
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Ah.

36
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Uh.

37
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Ooh.

38
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Very nice.

39
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Oh, Jess. Hang on.

40
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Oh.

41
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Okay, I'm outside.

42
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Outside?
What are you doing outside, Trevor?

43
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It's freezing.

44
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Well, it's just the reception.
It's a bit patchy around here, I'm afraid.

45
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But it's a lovely place, Jess.

46
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When you and Maddy come over,
I'll show you the village.

47
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-'Cause they've got this wonderful--
<i>-That's actually why I'm calling, Trevor.</i>

48
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<i>We've had the most amazing invitation.</i>

49
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I think I might have mentioned
my new boyfriend to you.

50
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<i>Goran?</i>

51
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Oh, yes.

52
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Well, he's got this villa in Barbados and…

53
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Well, he's invited Maddy and me
to join him there for Christmas.

54
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Oh.

55
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Uh…

56
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So--

57
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I thought it was
just the perfect way to celebrate

58
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Maddy getting onto her course in Paris.

59
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Right.

60
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But it does mean flying out tomorrow.

61
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So I'm really sorry,

62
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but we won't be able
to join you after all.

63
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Oh. Okay.

64
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<i>But we'll be right back</i>
<i>after New Year's, so,</i>

65
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why don't we aim to have a drink then?

66
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Yes. Yes.

67
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<i>I've got some good news.</i>

68
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I know what a challenge the fees
for the Sorbonne were going to be,

69
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but Goran gets on
so incredibly well with Maddy,

70
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he'd very much
like to cover the cost himself.

71
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Oh. Oh, no. I've got plenty of, um-- Uh…

72
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- I'll be absolutely fine.
- Morning, Trevor.

73
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Oh, morning.

74
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<i>Well, okay.</i>

75
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<i>If you're sure.</i>

76
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<i>And look…</i>

77
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<i>Have a very merry Christmas.</i>

78
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Uh, yes. And the same to you.

79
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<i>Bye.</i>

80
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And to Maddy.

81
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Hi, Maddy. It's Dad here.

82
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Sorry, I've never left a voice note,
so I hope this works.

83
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-Morning, Trevor. Big day.
-Morning. Morning.

84
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Um, anyway,

85
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I just wanted to say that I hope
you have a wonderful time in Barbados.

86
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Gosh. What a treat.

87
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But I'd love to have
a quick word before you go,

88
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because… because I'm going to miss you,
sweet pea.

89
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So much.

90
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Morning, Trevor.

91
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Oh, Tom. Hello.

92
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So… so maybe speak later.

93
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Okay?

94
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Bye.

95
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And then I just lift my thumb off.

96
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Eh, good.

97
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-Trevor. Trevor.
-Oh, hello, Diana. How are you?

98
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We are going to need
those extra chairs, please. Thank you.

99
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- Yes. I'll get my coat off and then I'll--
- Soon as you can, please, Trevor.

100
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Yes. Yes.

101
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Go and check the manger, please.
Thank you.

102
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And Mrs. A., would you mind
clearing this box from the--

103
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Oh, one second. Can I have a…
That's a bit flimsy. Never mind.

104
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Oh, no, not there, Trevor.

105
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No, they need to go at the back.

106
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At the back. Right.

107
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Also, um, we're still missing
a "No Vacancy" sign for the inn.

108
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Okay.

109
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And straw for the stable.

110
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Oh, right.

111
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And I don't think the bulb
for the Christmas star is working.

112
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Right. Let me just, um…

113
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Now, uh, teas and coffees.
Mrs. André, can I get you a tea?

114
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-Oh! Trevor. Could I have a word?
-Um…

115
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- Thank you so much.
- Trevor?

116
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- Oh…
- Ah! Diana.

117
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I hear you've had a bit of a coup
on the Baby Jesus front.

118
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Oh, yes. I think you know June,
Jennifer's mom?

119
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She's going to be dropping off
her eight-month-old before curtain-up.

120
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A real baby in our manger
for the first time.

121
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-We're all very excited.
-Cannot wait.

122
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Trevor, I'll take those.

123
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Do take a seat.

124
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Thank you.

125
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Now, I believe you and I, Trevor,
have an occasion to mark.

126
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Uh…

127
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Not just the last day of term,
but your last day at the school.

128
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Isn't that right?

129
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Oh.

130
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Yes, that's right.

131
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I really am genuinely sorry
we had to let you go.

132
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But on behalf of all of us
here at St. Aldwyn's,

133
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I just wanted to thank you for everything
you've done for the school in the last…

134
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How long has it been?

135
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Seven months.

136
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Gosh.

137
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Feels like years.

138
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Cheers.

139
00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,320
So, have you got anything else lined up?

140
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Uh, no. No, not as such.

141
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Well, thank you again.
And happy Christmas.

142
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- Ah!
- …for the production.

143
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Can somebody get the back door, please?

144
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Trevor?

145
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Huh.

146
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June?

147
00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:03,640
June?

148
00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,120
Well…

149
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<i>Mary, perfect.</i>

150
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,240
Wise Man One.

151
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Perfect.

152
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Excuse me. Diana.

153
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I didn't see June, but there was a baby.

154
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Oh…

155
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Well, don't just stand there, Trevor.
Put it in the manger.

156
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Here we go.

157
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Are you ready?

158
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There we are.

159
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Hello, you.

160
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Trevor!

161
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:17,160
Tonight, we tell a story, old and true,

162
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,520
of a baby named Jesus,
born for me and you.

163
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{\an8}Nine thousand pounds! Ooh…

164
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,640
And now
our story begins in a land so far,

165
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,840
where Mary and Joseph…

166
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,760
Oh, dear!

167
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…travel under the guiding star.

168
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,280
-Trevor! Hooves!
-Oh!

169
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:53,240
Joseph, the night grows cold,
and the wind is cruel.

170
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Do not worry, Mary,
we will find the place,

171
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pulled by this humble mule.

172
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,800
The journey is long,
but their hearts are strong…

173
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:07,720
Hello?

174
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,760
Buenos días, señora.
<i>May I speak with Mr. Trevor Binge-ly?</i>

175
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,000
It's "Bingley."

176
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,080
Trevor Bingley. Yes, that's me.

177
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,520
But I'm sorry,
this isn't really a very good time.

178
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,560
<i>Señor </i>Bingley, I am so pleased
to make your acquaintance.

179
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,960
I am Cesar Jimenez
from the personnel department

180
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,120
of Grupo del Sanchez Romero.

181
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,320
Okay. I don't know…

182
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,320
The new parent company
of Housesitters Deluxe.

183
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,760
Oh, right.

184
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:40,720
We don't have any room in the inn,
though your need is clear.

185
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,760
The thing is that, um,
due to the recent change in ownership,

186
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,840
our Barcelona team is not…

187
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,280
Sorry, could I leave you
for just one minute, please?

188
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,520
Sorry. You were saying?

189
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:08,960
I was saying that our, uh,
Barcelona team is not entirely familiar

190
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,400
with all of the Housesitters staff.

191
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,840
<i>But you are still on our books.</i>

192
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,800
…bright,

193
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:18,680
Three Wise Men draw near
on this holy night.

194
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,840
And I am calling
because we've had a member of staff

195
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,240
<i>cancel due to a family emergency.</i>

196
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,200
Behold! The star! Rising in the East!

197
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,520
<i>And we were wondering</i>
<i>if you might be available to take over</i>

198
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,360
<i>a platinum-level house-sitting job</i>
<i>over the Christmas period.</i>

199
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,360
Oh. No, I don't really do
that kind of thing anymore.

200
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,280
In case you were wondering,
it pays around £10,000.

201
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,560
Ten thousand pounds?

202
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,480
Calm. Calm.
Anyone hit? Anyone hurt?

203
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,160
Full disclosure, uh, you would
have to attend an interview on site

204
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,320
in London this evening at 5:00 p.m.

205
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,800
<i>And, if approved, start immediately.</i>

206
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,400
So, do you think you might be available?

207
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,840
Well, yes.

208
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,040
What are you doing here?

209
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,720
Where's your mom?

210
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,920
Let's go and find her, shall we?

211
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,600
Okay. Here we go.

212
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:41,880
Right. Parents' directory.
Parents' directory.

213
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,320
June. June. June.

214
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,480
June! There we go. June Harbinson.

215
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,840
Right.

216
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,720
Okay.

217
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,880
Don't worry, we'll soon get you home.

218
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,600
<i>Hello! You've reached June.</i>

219
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,920
<i>I can't come to the phone right now,</i>
<i>but you know what to do.</i>

220
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,520
Hello, June? It's Mr. Bingley from school.

221
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:12,040
I didn't see you at the play,
but it seems we've still got your baby.

222
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,640
Can you let me know

223
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,920
when you might be able
to come and pick it up?

224
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,960
Okay, thanks. Thanks, bye.

225
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,440
What time is it?

226
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,680
June, hello. I'm in a little bit
of a rush to catch a train to London,

227
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,520
so I thought I'd just pop 'round now
and drop the baby off, if that's okay?

228
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,880
Oh, hello, June. I've got…

229
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,200
Oh.

230
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,160
Oh. I know. Poor little thing.

231
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,360
She woke up with a bit of a sniffle,
so I called the school and left a message

232
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,880
to say I wouldn't be
bringing her in after all.

233
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,560
Right.

234
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,000
Aww.

235
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,240
So, who's this little chap, then?

236
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,800
Um…

237
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,160
The baby?

238
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,600
Yes. It turned out
that June didn't bring her baby to school,

239
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,960
so the baby that was left

240
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:22,000
<i>at the back door that we put in the manger</i>
<i>must have belonged to somebody else,</i>

241
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,240
and whoever that was
hasn't come back to pick it up yet, so I--

242
00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,520
<i>Trevor! I'm sorry, I'm in the car.</i>

243
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,040
I'm going away.

244
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,440
I don't really have time
to sort this out right now.

245
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,680
Look, why don't I pop it
on the parents' WhatsApp group

246
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,800
and then refer any calls to you?
Is that all right?

247
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,960
Well, the thing is,
I have to go to London.

248
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,280
And I have to go to Lanzarote, Trevor.
Tonight. With my entire family.

249
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,360
And I'm already
an hour late for the airport.

250
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,760
Uh, well, the…

251
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,400
I'll pop it on the group chat now, okay?

252
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,160
Hello?

253
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,680
Oh, dear.

254
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,600
Now what?

255
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,080
A baby?

256
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,200
Yes. It's a bit of a long story,

257
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,480
but, basically,
it was left at St. Aldwyn's School,

258
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,440
and then nobody came back to pick it up.

259
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,720
-And who are you?
<i>-Trevor Bingley.</i>

260
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,120
I'm the school caretaker.

261
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,520
Well, I <i>was </i>the school caretaker.

262
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,520
Okay. Well, look,
the weather's not helping us,

263
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,080
but we should be able
to get a patrol car out to you in…

264
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,720
<i>oh, three to four hours?</i>

265
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,160
Oh.

266
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,120
Oh, unfortunately, I'm supposed to be
in London at five o'clock.

267
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,600
Your only chance of getting anyone
sooner would be to try social services.

268
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,200
Oh.

269
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,080
Hello, social services.

270
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,240
<i>-Hello. My name is Trevor Bingley.</i>
-Right.

271
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,520
<i>-I've got a baby left at a school play.</i>
-And…

272
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,480
And you've still got this baby?

273
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:54,400
Yes. And the thing is,
I need to leave in sort of 45 minutes.

274
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:55,760
Um, so I was really hoping

275
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,560
that someone might be able
to come around and pick it up before then.

276
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,600
<i>Okay. Uh, well, look.</i>

277
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,640
I'll come and get it myself.
Can I just take some details?

278
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,240
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.

279
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,440
<i>♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly </i>♪

280
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,920
♪ <i>Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la </i>♪

281
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,480
♪ <i>'Tis the season to be jolly </i>♪

282
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,000
♪ <i>Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la </i>♪

283
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,640
♪ <i>Don we now our gay apparel </i>♪

284
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,200
♪ <i>Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la </i>♪

285
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,720
♪ <i>Troll the ancient Yuletide carol </i>♪

286
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,280
♪ <i>Fa-la-la-la-la, la-- </i>♪

287
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,760
Baby?

288
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,560
Baby?

289
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,240
No! No! No! No! No!

290
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,720
Where do you think you're going?

291
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,000
Oh!

292
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,480
He's here. He's here!

293
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,760
Okay. Right.

294
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,640
Here we go.

295
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,840
Mr. Bingley.
Hertfordshire Social Services.

296
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,080
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much for coming.

297
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,760
I'm in a bit of a rush,

298
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,880
because I've got
to catch a train to London.

299
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,120
Okay. Right. Well, the baby is…

300
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,320
here…

301
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,400
somewhere.

302
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,280
Where are you?

303
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,440
Where's that baby gone?

304
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,400
Uh… Oh, dear me.

305
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,880
Um, baby?

306
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,480
Sorry. Just one moment.

307
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,440
Perhaps in here. Baby?

308
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,560
Baby? Baby!

309
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,400
Sorry. He's definitely here somewhere.

310
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:53,160
So, you found this baby in a manger?

311
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,240
Yes. He's Baby Jesus.

312
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,880
Baby? Baby?

313
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:08,320
Jesus? I can't see you!
Jesus? Jesus, where are you?

314
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,800
Well, look, um,

315
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,480
w-- w-- why don't I just leave you to it?

316
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,880
Where might you be?

317
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,680
-Are you behind the television?
-Well…

318
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,840
No.

319
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,280
If you… if you do happen to find
this, uh, missing baby,

320
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,760
then, uh, all-- all-- all of my details
are on that card.

321
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,440
Are you in the coal scuttle?

322
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,280
No.

323
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,520
All right, well, cheerio.

324
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,880
-Bye!
-Oh!

325
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:39,960
Are you…?

326
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,640
There you are!

327
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,680
I've found it! I've found it!

328
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,240
Oh, no! No!

329
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,920
Oh!

330
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,200
He left his card.

331
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,800
Yes!

332
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,480
<i>This is Neil. I'm now on annual leave</i>

333
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,200
<i>and won't be back</i>
<i>in the office until January 4th.</i>

334
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,160
No! No!

335
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,200
I've got to go! I've got to go!

336
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,880
Oh, I know. I'll drop you off on the way.

337
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,360
Oh.

338
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,360
What?

339
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,920
All right. We need a plan B.

340
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,280
- <i>Hello, Hertfordshire Police.</i>
- Oh, hello. Yes.

341
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,080
I rang earlier about a baby,

342
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,560
uh, that was left behind
at St. Aldwyn's School.

343
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,880
Sorry. Just a second.

344
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,480
There we go.

345
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000
You put me in touch
with social services, but unfortunately--

346
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,440
Did we give you a case number, sir?

347
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,920
Um, n-- n-- no.

348
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,520
-Let's start with your last name, then.
-It's Bingley.

349
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,520
Sorry, I didn't catch that.
Could you say that again for me?

350
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,480
Um, last name is B-I-N…

351
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:55,960
Hello?

352
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,680
Hello?

353
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,400
Reception's not good, sir,
but let's keep going.

354
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,880
So the name's Mr. Bin? Is that correct?

355
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,000
Well, it's "Bin" and then "gley."

356
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,040
Got it. Bin Glee.

357
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,360
So Bin's your first name, Mr. Glee?

358
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:13,960
Hello?

359
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,360
Hello? Hello?

360
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,200
You're coming in and out a bit, sir.

361
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,680
-Can you hear me now?
-Yes.

362
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,360
Trevor Bingley. Called earlier.
Found baby left at school.

363
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,200
-Sorry?
-Also reported social services.

364
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,840
Now moving to new location,
but still on same number.

365
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,120
Mr. Glee?

366
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,640
Will send you address soonest
if I get job I'm going for.

367
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,040
Oh, no.

368
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,240
<i>16:10 service to London Marylebone</i>

369
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,640
<i>will depart from platform two.</i>

370
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,720
Two tickets to London, please.

371
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,200
29 Clarendon Square.

372
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,960
Twenty-nine…

373
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,440
should be…

374
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,200
here.

375
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,040
Gosh.

376
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,440
Right, then. Let's try and get this job.
